How to get rid of the curse of the horoscope

When it comes to the curse that plagues us all, the horoscopes don’t have the best reputation.

It’s the same reason that it’s so hard to get a date with someone: The best you can hope for is that they’ll believe the information on the card.

That’s what happened to me, a single dad with two kids.

After getting the cards for my kids, my wife and I both had to wait a few days to get our first date, and when we finally got in bed, I was still holding onto the card I was expecting to be with the one with the beautiful girl on it.

“How did you not recognize this girl on the first date?”

I wondered.

I’d read all the horo predictions before I went out for the first time.

But the woman with the card wasn’t my type.

She had a large smile on her face and was wearing a suit, but the way she looked at me, I didn’t know whether to be impressed or annoyed.

“What is it about you that makes you not know who you are looking for?” she asked.

“I’m not attracted to this guy,” I told her.

“But you are,” she replied.

She wasn’t just talking about me.

She was talking about the horoscopic cards.

There was a new card on the wall of the apartment, and it was about to get even stranger.

The card read: “Don’t go out with this guy.

He’s been known to be too kind, but if you ever meet him, it’s probably better to be honest with him.”

“Why?”

I asked.

The woman looked at the card for a moment, then replied: “It’s because you’re a woman.”

I thought she was going to tell me something about my horoscope, but instead she gave me the news of a new horoscope card being released.

I immediately started reading through it, thinking about how I didn’s cards have been telling me that I was a “bad girl.”

I could feel the cards getting more and more accurate as I went on.

The more accurate the card, the more women I’d be dating and the less likely I was to find a man who was interested in me.

I kept going through the cards until I got to one that was accurate to my age and the month I’d have my first child.

Then, as I looked at it more closely, I could see that the card was about me: I was very thin and very fit.

I wasn’t really attractive to most men, but I was pretty close to being the type of person who’d want to date me.

It was like a dream come true for me.

At first, I wasn’s horoscope was only accurate to about the first year of my pregnancy.

But by the second year, I started to notice that some cards had changed.

Now, a year later, I’m actually the one I was looking for.

And I’ve never regretted it.

I’m not perfect.

I don’t always act the way I should, or I’m a little vain.

But I’ve learned that my horoscary cards can be just as accurate as those of the people they’re predicting.

For me, it was a life-changing experience.

Now that I know what it feels like to be beautiful, I know I’m capable of loving the people I love.

This is why I love dating.