How to get rid of the curse of the horoscope

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When it comes to the curse that plagues us all, the horoscopes don’t have the best reputation.

It’s the same reason that it’s so hard to get a date with someone: The best you can hope for is that they’ll believe the information on the card.

That’s what happened to me, a single dad with two kids.

After getting the cards for my kids, my wife and I both had to wait a few days to get our first date, and when we finally got in bed, I was still holding onto the card I was expecting to be with the one with the beautiful girl on it.

“How did you not recognize this girl on the first date?”

I wondered.

I’d read all the horo predictions before I went out for the first time.

But the woman with the card wasn’t my type.

She had a large smile on her face and was wearing a suit, but the way she looked at me, I didn’t know whether to be impressed or annoyed.

“What is it about you that makes you not know who you are looking for?” she asked.

“I’m not attracted to this guy,” I told her.

“But you are,” she replied.

She wasn’t just talking about me.

She was talking about the horoscopic cards.

There was a new card on the wall of the apartment, and it was about to get even stranger.

The card read: “Don’t go out with this guy.

He’s been known to be too kind, but if you ever meet him, it’s probably better to be honest with him.”

“Why?”

I asked.

The woman looked at the card for a moment, then replied: “It’s because you’re a woman.”

I thought she was going to tell me something about my horoscope, but instead she gave me the news of a new horoscope card being released.

I immediately started reading through it, thinking about how I didn’s cards have been telling me that I was a “bad girl.”

I could feel the cards getting more and more accurate as I went on.

The more accurate the card, the more women I’d be dating and the less likely I was to find a man who was interested in me.

I kept going through the cards until I got to one that was accurate to my age and the month I’d have my first child.

Then, as I looked at it more closely, I could see that the card was about me: I was very thin and very fit.

I wasn’t really attractive to most men, but I was pretty close to being the type of person who’d want to date me.

It was like a dream come true for me.

At first, I wasn’s horoscope was only accurate to about the first year of my pregnancy.

But by the second year, I started to notice that some cards had changed.

Now, a year later, I’m actually the one I was looking for.

And I’ve never regretted it.

I’m not perfect.

I don’t always act the way I should, or I’m a little vain.

But I’ve learned that my horoscary cards can be just as accurate as those of the people they’re predicting.

For me, it was a life-changing experience.

Now that I know what it feels like to be beautiful, I know I’m capable of loving the people I love.

This is why I love dating.

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